This Shit Is Starting To Hit Home: Doug Pederson Is In Philadelphia

Good Lord. Be more bland on paper and in real life, man. You can’t. This guy is a stale crouton with a pulse.

So here he is, folks. Douglas Sling Dickin’ Pederson. The man whose only head coaching experience was at a high school 7 years ago and led watched Andy Reid lead the KC Chiefs offense to stellar ranks of 21st, 25th, and 27th in the NFL is here to take charge.

Translation: This shit just got real, and it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Again, I have nothing against this walking white milk, my hate is solely directed towards Owner Jeffrey Lurie and his pet snake Howie Roseman (MUST READ ARTICLE HERE). Wanting Pederson to shit the bed is like rooting for a President to fail just because you don’t agree with his platforms. We’re all on the same team here. If Doug E. Fresh leads this team to the promised land then we all win in the end…but let’s be real here. That’s not likely to happen. And the only silver lining in this impending 2-3 years of guaranteed Meh seasons is if Pederson goes down hopefully he’ll take Howie with him.

Also, maybe if Pederson spent the past week gameplanning his balls off instead of lobbying for the Eagles HC job the Chiefs would’ve had a better result on Saturday. Just one of a trillion thoughts that chap my ass about this situation. The whole thing stinks.